Actual totally real photo of me on my adventures.
Greetings to both of my loyal followers who have been sending me regular emails asking about my where abouts and especially to my one particularly devoted fan (you know who you are) that was moments away from contacting the national guards of several states for the purposes of launching a nation wide search for me. Your dedication is appreciated though somewhat unnecessary.
So where have I been? Where haven’t I been. I mean, wow. The last I posted, I was arriving in Michigan. Well, suffice it to say the rumors of my capture by packs of wild boars, my heroic escape from the clutches of death while rapelling from great cliffs, saving the maiden from the dragons with nothing more than a Survivorman approved Multi-tool and some duct tape… well, that’s all true. Every bit of it.
Between all of these adventures, it’s been impossible to find the time to post to the blog. But now that I’ve escaped the clutches of the organization known as Spector and saved the world from an evil henchman with a fluffy white cat, I’m pretty sure that I’ll be able to find more time now.
So what have the two of you been up to lately?
I wish people actually read my blog… <sigh>
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What have I been doing? I’ve been waiting for you to update your blog.