Long Live the POTS Line!

You gotta love the technological options that we have these days.  Take for instance the telephone.  Back in the day there was only the Plain Old Telephone Service (POTS) Line – unless you go waaaay back in the day with telegraph and cups with string.

But now we have many options.  You can still have a POTS line run to your house.  You can use your internet connection and use Voice Over IP (VOIP) service.  You can not have a home phone line at all and just use your cell phone.

Let me first explain somewhat my situation.  My work has me telecommuting 70% of the time.  That means I’m sitting in my home “office” (today it’s my dining room table) and spending most of my time on teleconferences.  I’ll typically spend 2-6 hours a day on the telephone with conference calls.

Here’s what really grinds my gears.

The quality on my cell phone is a million times better than my first cell phone 10 years ago.  But it’s still not as good as the Plain Old Telephone Service line.  It will cut out on me frequently.  It’s scratchy every other second.  Basically it sucks for anything more than a casual conversation about what bar we’re going to happy hour at.

Then there’s VOIP – the new and upcoming technology where you can use your internet for your phone line.  I’ve had mixed results with VOIP.  One service that I subscribed to for about three years had par phone quality.  If I happened to be using the internet at the same time, forget it.  And what kind of technological telecommuter isn’t using the internet at the same time they are on teleconferences.  All professional work related internet use of course (note to self, change publish time on this post).  I’ve been at offices which use VOIP for the entire site’s telephone services, and those seem fine.  But that’s commercial service.  Now I’ve also been at some homes with VOIP and their service is fine.  I think my experience may have been a combination of the VOIP provider and the particular internet service provider I had at the time (I’ve since switched away from the devil and seen the light).

So then there’s the home telephone line.  Plain.  Old. But wait – not so old.  Over the past years the phone companies have upgraded all the infrastructure to support various new technologies available and along with it those upgrades help out the home phone service as well.

So yes.  I am a techno-geek, and I use POTS phone service.

Now – what I really want is a way to use my Jawbone Bluetooth headset with my POTS service.  Haven’t quite been able to figure that one out yet.  If you don’t have a Jawbone, find one half price and get it – then it’s worth it.

How Do I Know These People?!?!?!?!

Let’s face it.  The world is addicted to Facebook.  That’s right, the days of MySpace are gone by the wayside.  MySpace has been kicked aside like the whore that it really is.  That’s right, I called MySpace a whore.  Facebook on the other hand… now there’s a website I could really get attached to.  It’s so… modern… and well designed… and… well it introduced me to new things.

And by things I mean people.  Facebook has a feature where it suggests “friends” to you.  Initially it seemed to be based simply on common sets of friends.  It stands to reason, and reasonably so, that if you are person A and have x number of friends, and a second person B has a subset of x friends which approaches x, than it is likely that you person A and this person B are also acquainted or perhaps even friends yourselves.  Simply stated, two individuals with a significant intersection of friends are more than probable to be friends themselves.  The greater the intersection, the higher the likelihood.

Let me digress from what will soon the the main point of this post.  There is a flaw to Facebook’s thinking here.  You see, in a race for individuals to have as many friends as possible thus booting their so called social status many people have friended anyone and everyone that they have ever met at any point in their lives.  Doesn’t seem to matter if they actually are or ever were friends at all.  Particularly people who went to high school together.  Now granted in the years since high school, I feel I have matured past the insignificant high school bull that accompanies people in high school.  And if I were to encounter these former classmates in a social situation, despite having rarely ever talked to these people in high school I would be at least friendly and say hi, maybe even strike up a conversation.  But that doesn’t mean I was or am currently friends with them, nor should I be presenting them as such on an online social forum for the world to see.  Hence the flaw – these people that Facebook believes are my friends are not.  I guess that’s really my fault rather than Facebook’s.  Note to self – de-friend that ass hole who called you a band geek in high school, but first post a comment on his wall about how he’s working at taco bell and I’m a highly successful technology professional and I’ve blogged about him on my  highly acclaimed internet site, Mindless Rambling.  Take that jerk face.

So anyways – back to my main point.  What was my main point?  Oh, I guess I haven’t even said so yet, and I’m already at word number 455 in my social commentary.

Lately it seems that Facebook has been suggesting friends for which I have no social intersection.  I found this to be very strange.  How could they possibly think that I know these individuals when I have no “friends” in common.  Maybe I went to high school with them?  Unlikely, I went to a small high school with merely 150 in my graduating class.  Maybe college?  More likely, I went to a big college so maybe I’m “acquainted” with them from there. But still. Work? Maybe.

And then I saw something interesting.  It suggested to me someone who I have no friends in common with, nor did we go to the same school, nor do we even work for the same company.  However, this particular person – I DO KNOW.  I met this person when working on a project together.  We met only briefly and we were working much different parts of the project, but never the less – Facebook found someone that I have no direct connection to but yet I do know.  How could it possibly have known?

I have a theory.  In the text of my job description, I mention some key words that could identify the project that this person and I both worked.  Though the privacy settings don’t allow me to see this person’s job description, I suspect they may also have some key words which could identify the project as well.

Ok.  That makes sense.  That explains it.  Cool.  I’ve figured out Facebook’s strategy of key word association to suggest friend contacts.  Likely they use some data mining technologies for this.  A standard technique in data analysis to identify trends and associations.

But wait a second – FACEBOOK IS DOING DATA MINING ON MY PERSONAL INFORMATION.

If you’ve ever watched movies or shows like 24, you’ve heard Jack Bauer say something like “Cloe, get me a list of all associates and cross reference with their last known location and get me that list NOW.”  THIS IS HOW THEY DO THAT!!!!!!  It’s the same exact thing.  Except here facebook is using it for social networking.

On the one hand, this shows that this type of technology does work.  Though it seems to produce many false positives.  Many of those are likely a result of “over-socializing” on these social networks.  On the other hand, it shows that there is enough information out there about me to associate me, with some degree of correctness, to people whom I am acquainted with.

This could be used for good.  Let’s say an dead beat dad goes and creates his own social network on Facebook.  The courts want to find him to make him pay up on child support.  Bam – find him through his known or potential associates.  Good is triumphant over evil.

This could also be misused.  Let’s say the individual you were “potentially associated with” turned out to be defrauding the company you both happened to work for.  You were a socialite and friended many people at your company, plus you were proud of your professional accomplishments and happened to mention one of them in your profile.  This other individual happened to be the janitor for the hallway with a sign on it naming your project – and he was proud of walking past that sign so he mentioned it in his profile.  BAM – you’re a potential suspect in the fraud scheme that this janitor has been master minding against your company.  Your association with many other people at the company could by simple probability make you more likely to be associated with someone else who could potentially be involved with the scheme.

Honestly, that’s probably a worst case scenario.  You’ll probably stay safe from false accusations of fraud schemes master minded by janitors.  In data mining such as this, there are levels of probability attributed to any potential associations.  Facebook doesn’t show you this probability.  So many of those “Suggested Friends” could just be shots in the dark.  Actually, Facebook is using your actions of “friending” or “not-friending” as a way to fine tune their data mining calculations.

You should probably still take some measures to protect your online privacy.  The more information you post about yourself the more likely it is people will find you.  Even people that you don’t want to find you.

I’d also suggest utilizing Google to check out your own privacy.  Go search your own name.  See where you show up in the list.  The higher you are, the more findable you are.  Then try adding your home town with your name.  Or your job.  Or other little tid bits of information that people could easily figure out about you from casual conversation.  You’d be surprised what you can find about yourself online.  And what others can find online too…………….  (DA DUM DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!)

Brewery Tour: Dogfish Head

A few weeks ago (yes, in between being mauled by lions tigers and bears and avoiding punji stick traps) I got to go tour the Dogfish Head Brewery in Milton DE.  The tour was great – about half an hour through the brewery itself, and then another half hour with some free samples.  The tour was fun for a homebrewery like myself.  Dogfish started out by Sam Calagione, pretty much from his basement in 1995.  Now it’s one of the fastest growing Micro-Brews in America.

The tour started with some history of the company including some of the actual equpment that Sam used in the earlier days of the company.  Followed by a visit to the mash room and an education about how beer is made (I totally knew all the answers… :) ).  Then off to the aging tanks.  Shown above is the tour guide resting his hand on the tank they age the Palo Santo Marron.  The other tank to the left is an oak where I believe they age the 120 Minute IPA.  I found out too that this year the 120 has a slightly different recipe than last years.  Previously they didn’t age in oak as they do now too.

I’ve been a big fan of Dogfish for quite some time (such as my Chicory Stout and Chocolate Bread Pairing seen here).  They have an Ale House in Maryland right near where I travel often for work – and I visit frequently… twice this week in fact!  (though I found out on my tour that the alehouses aren’t actually owned by Dogfish but the name is licenesed out… whatever – it’s still really really really really good!)

If you haven’t tried any of the Dogfish Brews for yourself – I suggest you go out and get yourself a 4 or 6 pack, or one of their speciality bottles tonight.

Oh, and if you really want a treat – try this: Get a 4 pack of the 120.  Chill 2 of them and enjoy now.  Put the other two in the back of a relatively cool closet (like if your closet is air conditioned with your house) or down in your basement.  Wait one year (or more!) before enjoying.  Trust me – I did that with some last year and the two I drank this spring were out of this world.  It was really amazing the difference that it made!!!!  And haven’t you always wanted to be able to say “I’ve been saving this bottle for a very special occasion” and actually mean it!!?!?!?!

Return of the Blogger

Actual totally real photo of me on my adventures.

Actual totally real photo of me on my adventures.

Greetings to both of my loyal followers who have been sending me regular emails asking about my where abouts and especially to my one particularly devoted fan (you know who you are) that was moments away from contacting the national guards of several states for the purposes of launching a nation wide search for me. Your dedication is appreciated though somewhat unnecessary.

So where have I been?  Where haven’t I been.  I mean, wow.  The last I posted, I was arriving in Michigan.  Well, suffice it to say the rumors of my capture by packs of wild boars, my heroic escape from the clutches of death while rapelling from great cliffs, saving the maiden from the dragons with nothing more than a Survivorman approved Multi-tool and some duct tape… well, that’s all true.  Every bit of it.

Between all of these adventures, it’s been impossible to find the time to post to the blog.  But now that I’ve escaped the clutches of the organization known as Spector and saved the world from an evil henchman with a fluffy white cat, I’m pretty sure that I’ll be able to find more time now.

So what have the two of you been up to lately?

I wish people actually read my blog…  <sigh>

Day 7: Just a Little Late

Yeah, it’s actually day 8 now.  I forgot to post one last night.  Oops.

After arriving in Detroit friday afternoon the bro drove me up to his crib in central Michigan.  I began a St Patty’s day mini-tour at the Old Chicago.  Gotta love a place that turns drinking into a challenge and game.  Prizes and all!  I wish they had those back in Jerz.

Saw “Watchmen” Saturday.  What’s with the excessive blue wang?  C’Mon.  Minus the excessively unnecessary Pen-15, I’d say it was a good movie.  I had never read the book (lets be honest I’m not a reader) so I probably didn’t get as much out of it as others would, but definately some great action scenes and  good amount of gratuitious bloody violence.  Sweet.  I’m  simple man with simple wishes including 1) bloody violence, 2) some boobs, 3) no pen-15’s, 4) decent story line with back story, 5) good vs eviless.  4 out of 5 ain’t bad.

Day 6: Denver Review and Blogging on an Airplane

Five days completed in Denver. As I write this I’m ok a flight bound for Detroit Michigan to visit my brother. Have I ever mentioned how much I love my iPhone??? Gotta love the wordpress app with the ability to save for publishing later. Too bad I just wrote like three paragraphs and lost it for no good reason.
So Denver was fun. Despite the work parts. Rather productive too. Which is good. While there I got to visit some friends, see an eagle nesting, eat at a great middle eastern restaraunt with the best houmous ever, try some local brewpubs, and see some of the greatest scenery this country has to offer.
I was kind of surprised by all the lines at the airport checkin today. That’ll teach me not to checkin online ahead of time. Pfft. I think today a lot of people were traveling for spring break. Can’t complain though. I’m starting vacation today too!!!!
So this airplane is a bit strange. It’s an express jet. The first class has 1 + 2 seats, so an off center aisle. The schlep seats are a normal 2 + 2 center aisle. I’m in the first row right behind first class and my seat is kind of right in the path of the off center aisle. I got to greet everyone that came onboard behind me. I’m not sure of I’m supposed to but I’m stretching out. Love the footroom!!!
Call me a geek, but one of the things i’m most excited about going to Michigan is watching the last two episodes of Battlestar Galactica with the bro. Next to last episode is tonight. To be honest, I specificaly took an early enough flight to make sure we’d get back I’m time to watch it. Heh heh heh. I had forgotten to make a prediction post or the regular BSG posts I wanted to the past months. Ill have to make a point of an extra post tomorrow for my final episode predictions.
Oh and aparantly with the new star trek movie trailer recently, my post weeks ago on the first trailer is getting a lot of hits. Maybe I should review the new trailer given my obvious web fame and authority on the subject. I mean, I do follow Wil Wheaton, LeVar Burton, and Brent Spiner on twitter. None of them are involved in the new movie so that makes me equally qualified to comment on it as them. Hah.
Hmm. What else to write on the plane. Turbulence sucks. There. That’ll be sufficient.

Day 5: One More For The Road

Today I saw a Golden Eagle that has a nest in the area near here.  Ok, I saw it through binoculars from a distance and it looked kind of like a dark dot among a bunch of twigs.  But she was there.  Nesting her eggs.  Still really cool.  How often can you say that??

Tried another local beer here from Fort Collins Brewery, their Chocolate Stout.  I’ve had good chocolate stouts and not so good ones.  This one was pretty good.  Not too strong not too light.  A nice happy chocolate beer.  I had a chocolate cookie with it.  Yay.  I’ve been trying to eat good on this trip, and so far not too bad. Though not great.  I mean, they have fresh baked cookies in the lobby every night – C’Mon.  I have been pretty good about getting my veggies too, so yeah.

Tomorrow I’m leaving Denver, heading to visit the brother in Michigan.  Woo hoo!  VACATION!

Day 4: A Normal Day

So I have this goal of blogging every day of this 15 day trip of mine… but I really don’t have anything of substance to write about today.  But at least I’m writing anyways.  I guess not every day of being on travel, especially when it’s for work, can be all that interesting.  Sigh.  It is nice to relax a bit too like I’m doing right now.  Too bad there’s no new LOST on tonight.  Maybe I’ll find some movie to watch or start delving into iPhone coding.  Maybe.

Day 3: The View From My Office Is Better Than The View From Your Office

I gotta say – yesterday and today were quite productive days on the job.  Actually finally got some objects into production which is quite a feat if you had any idea how “Project Bob Evan’s” was going.  Quite happy about that.

This evening I went to Wynkoop Brewery in LoDo (that’s what the people in the know call LOwer DOwntown Denver).  Wow… 14 beers on tap.  Getting the sampler should include the taxi drive home.  And good beers too.  I partook in the IPA, Pilsner, Big Easy Ale, and the Smoked Porter.  I liked all of them.  I happened to be tweeting about it almost the whole time too.  After missing the twitter event this past saturday night that @dogfishbeer was participating in, I thought it’d be good to do my own event.  Then I got bored.  Whatever. 

So this morning it snowed in the greater Denver area.  Then it got warm and misty.  Then it was all melted away.  The view driving in so long as you weren’t sliding around on the slippery snowy mess was amazing.  I managed to grab a few good pics kind of while driving. 

Unfortunately, the view from my “office” is really the view from a conference room with no windows and actually no doors.  I have to crawl in through the HVAC system duct work to get to there, and don’t get out until the end of the day.  Actually it’s not that bad, but no – no windows.  But these pics are pretty representative of the view that I would have should I walk 20 feet to the windowed parts of the offices.  One pic in here is also the view from the parking lot of the hotel I’m at here.  Also a view that I don’t have from my room – actually in my room I have a view of the closed pool and the parking lot.  But if I croon my head to the side, I can see the Denver Suburbs off in the distance, which in all seriousness is really really cool to see lit up at night!  I hope you all could get a chance to visit out here sometime to see it for yourself cause these pictures really don’t do it all justice!  Enjoy!

Day 2: Work and Baklava

Went to work today here in Denver.  Bow.  For dinner though, met up with some folks from the office and went to the Damascus Grill.  Gooood middle eastern food.  I had the Lamb Kabob.  And brought back a piece of Baklava to the hotel for dessert.  Most excellent.

Last night for dinner I had gone to Hops and got their Beer Sampler and the Steak and Crab cake meal.  Some of the beers were pretty good, others were so so.  I’d give it say a 6.5 out of 10 overall.  Meh.

Then met up with some friends in the Denver area.  Rocked out with some guitar hero.  Then went BOWLING.  I was totally awesome at both guitar hero and bowling, if I do say so myself.  And I didn’t spill a beer and break the glass and cut my hand… hah!

Right now I’m finishing up the Baklava and just chillin.  Good to relax.  The time changes and altitude is messing with my head… Until tomorrow!